Florida Couple Convicted For Having Sex on the Beach (Not the Drink)

The Florida couple caught having sex on a beach last summer have been convicted for their actions, authorities say.

Back in July, 40-year-old Jose Caballero and 20-year-old Elissa Alvarez were busted for their Bradenton Beach, Fla. romp. Witnesses watched the egregious act, and a woman who recorded it forwarded the video to police.

The New York Daily News reports that another disgusted witness phoned police:

“Yeah, they think it’s a joke, a woman watching the X-rated scene told a dispatcher, according to a 911 call released by Manatee County police.

It’s very disgusting. He just took her top off. There’s a child here.”